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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

THE HUSBAND STORE~

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the storeoperates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. " Wow ," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who canhandle the truth !

my mum email dis 2 me...
huhu...wat do u guys think of dis?
not all la women are like dis la...
if we have chance 2 make a choice
of course we will choose d best
rite?
tp xde la smpai tamak sgt kan?

14 comments:

aisyah. said...

if there was such a store, i would search the WHOLE store, for a man with a tag that says "loves Aisyah Ismail deeply".

coz in the end, that's all that matters.

alialalala said...

hurm
yeah...
maybe u r rite...
but surely i think u already find a good calon 2bcome a good husband rite?

mYshah said...

hooho kamu~ nice entry :D heehe

entahle. just nice :D

xpandai bg komen lagi :P

*i wonder if there's a story bout the wife store* heehe, xder kot :D

alialalala said...

haha..
just repost entry ni dr fwded msg
ala kalu ade the wife store
lg mcm2 kteria korg cr~

mYshah said...

eh ye ke? nape only ade husband's store aja? mungkin kerana mmg realitynya pomp lebih memilih? :P

naim_yaakob said...

itu adalah sifat manusia yg tamak..lelaki ke pompuan ke.it doesnt make any difference..mane2 gender pun..bile tak reti bersyukur dgn ape yg ade, akan dpt nasib mcm tu.
an honest opininon from me~ *wink*

aisyah. said...

herm, i also think that he is a good calon suami =P

hahahaa... n saye hrp saye tergolong dlm golongan yg bersyukur!

Ib said...

hurm kali nie tempted nak bagi komen.ngehe..mmg! i setuju sgt.imposible to please.true true...bt tamak?maybe tak.kalo ader wife store ist floor ader tulis drop dead gorgeous,sure 3/4 of them dah dibeli oleh laki..huu

aisyah. said...

eh penat org puji dia, dia nak beli 'drop dead gorgeous' pulak...

alialalala said...

shah - setuju dgn pendapat naim

naim - sy stuju ngn awk

aisyah - i`ll pray 4 u n ib happiness..kawen jemput i

ib - aiyok...long time no see...u r still alive n active rupanye
hello2...penat aisyah puji u..brani nak cr lain?

Vanilla Latte said...

hahahaha kelakar2
kite terpaksa bersetuju ngan kawan awak, aisyah though.
in the end, its best to settle with someone who loves u unconditionally.
barulah fairy tale~
hihihii

alialalala said...

ina awk ngn fairy tale awk x abes2

aisyah. said...

hehee.. xpe lala, nnt ikat dia dgn tali, dia nak lari.. aha, nnt when u dah ada bf, we bule exchange2 tips on keeping them happy. ;)

alialalala said...

hahaha...
dat was so sweet of u aisyah
nak exchange tips x bole bla
huhu
ok2 will do
but 1st i need 2 find a bf
any takers?
huhu